Tattoo Nightmares

Big Gus changes Ralph's frame of mind by covering his awful, phallic tattoo with a glowing tattoo of the Egyptian god, Anubis. Ralph is ecstatic that his wife will have no room for complaints and they can get on with their lives.

When a father's love for his daughter lands one dad with a tribal tramp stamp, Tommy Helm takes the reigns, designing a masculine tattoo for this man's man.

Bad tattoo once, shame on them, but a bad tattoo twice? Big Gus takes one nervous man's accidentally racist & perverted tattoo and turns it into one with religious significance.

When a female bartender becomes smitten with a handsome tattoo artist, she goes to his shop for some colorful ink. She becomes very focused on how hot he is and overlooks the fact that he's high on drugs. This is not the formula for the perfect tattoo.

Being Dad of the Year means doing whatever you can to please your little girl, even if that means getting a matching lower back tattoo...

When you're a young man with a mullet & no friends, the best way to prove your loyalty to a bunch of "cool" kids down the street is to get a tattoo, obviously. He picks out what he believes is a "ninja star"